It's not her fault!

She was just swinging her new $1000 flute like a baseball bat, and nothing happened at first. But after a few times the headpiece flew off, hitting the wall, making a hole in the wall, and smashing the connecting end, rendering it useless.



This after a two week period where she got caught cheating on her homework, watching TV instead of doing homework, calling us from school again in the middle of the day, losing a purse, losing a lunchbox, writing on her jeans, etc. *sigh* Only six years to go...

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too.
--Lionel Kauffman